Rowing Machine Handle Rant

Dear gym user: please spray and wipe down the rowing machine once you are finished using it. 

For fuck sake! is this real? Tip: To avoid infection - don't put the handle of the rowing machine in your fucking mouth. You have more problems to worry about than other peoples germs if this is your 'thing'. I watched someone spray and wipe down the SEAT of a rowing machine. Naked rowing is currently not allowed in the gym. Heaven forbid that fart you did whilst cranking through interval 19 on your 500m/1.00r remains on the seat (in poo particulate matter) only to be transfered to the outside of someone else's gym shorts. Get a grip - on a dirty rowing machine handle.